March 2012
151 posts
first 15 to reblog
und3r-rat3d:
5 promoted
mbf
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
February 2012
130 posts
haave-you-met-ted:
this is ‘fix you’ by coldplay...
Like this and I'll put something nice in your...
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
Gale: We could do it you know.
Katniss: *unzips pants*
Gale: Take off, live in the woods.
Katniss:
Gale:
Katniss:
Gale:
Katniss: Oh.
Your reaction to finding out your best friend has... →
theannoyingskwid:
Expectations:
Reality:
Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
Reblog if you'd like to know on a scale of 1-10...
laugh-at-me-br0:
I’d love to know
haave-you-met-ted:
reblog this and i’ll follow you or look at your blog and if it’s shithouse immediately leave because my dash is dead help me out
Math teacher: Would you like to tell us what the Pythagorean theorem is?
Me: It's in my fucking FAQ you fag go read it
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET...
Everyone on my dash is talking about finding...
the-broken-golden-star:
And i’m sitting here like…
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sister's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
Anonymous asked: i think you are very attractive <3
When someone has a rubberband and points that shit...
consitta:
A cat with no legs
consitta:
Come to me you fuzzy little caterpillar ; _____; <3
I wanna hug it!
I would name it Nubsy
…this cat is still completely adorable to me.
;___;
LSJAIOJW IT’S SO CUTE IT’S LIKE A LITTLE STUFFED ANIMAL :’DD
♥